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Do you know with what I can feed my starving kids? Prayers. I can clothe them in prayer and shelter them with it. Fuck your prayers. Keep them. Don’t waste the stamp on mailing shit in in the first place if you’re just giving your prayers. Oh, did you tithe too much to your church? Bummer.

atheist-overdose:

I work for a non-profit charity, and i’m sick and tired of getting things like this.

Do you know with what I can feed my starving kids? Prayers. I can clothe them in prayer and shelter them with it. Fuck your prayers. Keep them. Don’t waste the stamp on mailing shit in in the first place if you’re just giving your prayers. Oh, did you tithe too much to your church? Bummer.

— 10 months ago with 12 notes
#atheist  #atheism  #prayer kills  #prayer starves  #prayer is wishing  #prayer is hoping  #prayer is useless  #bible is bullshit 
"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

Rev. Pat Robertson

(via licensed-to-ill)

I married a woman. I don’t plan on bearing children. I might be an atheist. I believe money is evil and capitalism is wrong. And, yeah, I love pussy and I’m a big ol’ dyke. You know, I think he’s right. Well, shit.

(Source: i-god, via parallelpark)

— 10 months ago with 13436 notes
#feminism  #leave your husbands  #kill your kids  #practice witchcraft  #destroy capitalism  #lesbian  #dyke  #atheism  #atheist  #love pussy  #capitalism is evil  #pat robertson 
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As a person who grew up without any real religion, my first experience with a Catholic church was surprising, unsettling and creepy. I went to a Catholic wedding with my wife a few years ago. I didn’t know they greeted each other en masse. I didn’t know they all spoke in the same droning emotionless monotone at the same time. I didn’t know about all the sitting and standing. The way they answered the priest in unison, it gave me the willies. I luckily am not baptized, therefore I CANNOT ACCEPT THE LORD INTO MY MOUTH. What a weird lesson in religious whackery. It’s like watching someone being brainwashed or someone who’s already been brainwashed sucking the dicks of those holding them hostage.

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Skeptical catholic

As a person who grew up without any real religion, my first experience with a Catholic church was surprising, unsettling and creepy. I went to a Catholic wedding with my wife a few years ago. I didn’t know they greeted each other en masse. I didn’t know they all spoke in the same droning emotionless monotone at the same time. I didn’t know about all the sitting and standing. The way they answered the priest in unison, it gave me the willies. I luckily am not baptized, therefore I CANNOT ACCEPT THE LORD INTO MY MOUTH. What a weird lesson in religious whackery. It’s like watching someone being brainwashed or someone who’s already been brainwashed sucking the dicks of those holding them hostage.

Offended? What the fuck are you still doing on this page, then?

— 10 months ago with 174 notes
#atheist  #atheism  #scientologists  #xenu  #body of the lord  #eating people is wrong  #cannibalism on the rise  #catholics are weird  #Catholicism is a lie  #priests now available without rape  #brainwashed  #religious whackery  #lesbian  #dyke  #gay  #lgbtq 
I think my wife turned me into an atheist. The funny thing is she’s the one who’s baptized. So, if we’re wrong, she’ll still get into heaven. Ain’t that some shit.
And the idea that we’re like two thousand years behind where we should be if people didn’t fuck shit up with God is fucking maddening! FLYING CARS! NO CANCER! We’d be on another fucking planet by now. Fucking God damned backwards jackasses.

I think my wife turned me into an atheist. The funny thing is she’s the one who’s baptized. So, if we’re wrong, she’ll still get into heaven. Ain’t that some shit.

And the idea that we’re like two thousand years behind where we should be if people didn’t fuck shit up with God is fucking maddening! FLYING CARS! NO CANCER! We’d be on another fucking planet by now. Fucking God damned backwards jackasses.

(via lezachusetts)

— 10 months ago with 577 notes
#atheissm  #atheist  #spiderman exists  #god does not  #your god didn't want me anyway  #militant  #the bible is bullshit