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I'm Jean. I love and often use the words "fuck" and "cunt." I smoke pot, watch porn and play video games. I am just fucking madly in love with my wife, Mae. I love to high five her vagina with my face. Much of this is to get her panties wet and the rest is, well, to make her smile. Obvi NSFW, be 18+. And none of this is mine, unless otherwise stated.
Do you know with what I can feed my starving kids? Prayers. I can clothe them in prayer and shelter them with it. Fuck your prayers. Keep them. Don’t waste the stamp on mailing shit in in the first place if you’re just giving your prayers. Oh, did you tithe too much to your church? Bummer.
I married a woman. I don’t plan on bearing children. I might be an atheist. I believe money is evil and capitalism is wrong. And, yeah, I love pussy and I’m a big ol’ dyke. You know, I think he’s right. Well, shit.
As a person who grew up without any real religion, my first experience with a Catholic church was surprising, unsettling and creepy. I went to a Catholic wedding with my wife a few years ago. I didn’t know they greeted each other en masse. I didn’t know they all spoke in the same droning emotionless monotone at the same time. I didn’t know about all the sitting and standing. The way they answered the priest in unison, it gave me the willies. I luckily am not baptized, therefore I CANNOT ACCEPT THE LORD INTO MY MOUTH. What a weird lesson in religious whackery. It’s like watching someone being brainwashed or someone who’s already been brainwashed sucking the dicks of those holding them hostage.
Offended? What the fuck are you still doing on this page, then?
I think my wife turned me into an atheist. The funny thing is she’s the one who’s baptized. So, if we’re wrong, she’ll still get into heaven. Ain’t that some shit.
And the idea that we’re like two thousand years behind where we should be if people didn’t fuck shit up with God is fucking maddening! FLYING CARS! NO CANCER! We’d be on another fucking planet by now. Fucking God damned backwards jackasses.